A distraught young man with a small PP and is confused about his sexuality, he comforts himself by telling women "I'm the queef burglar, fear me or I will steel your queefs."
That kid was being such a gaito so we shot him.
by Wombatkiller July 29, 2009
Some kind of douche from the anime Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch. For some odd reason he has many, many, MANY fangirls.
by Samantha Mizuno March 24, 2011