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1. Gaines
-v To develop secondary personality for the sake of furthering an agenda.

Etymology: When Garth Brooks took on the persona of Chris Gaines.
Dude, quit gainesing!!! (when your friend tries to pick up a girl and uses a different personality).
2. gaines
Awkward in everyday tasks especially while moving; Uncoordinated, both in physical and mental activities. The subject may perhaps be lacking a cerebellum.

One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life.

One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves).

An all together sobering person.
Wow John you would think walking down stairs would be an easy task for a twenty-three year old, but you just gainesed it.

John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.
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