Minor character on the American television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" aired on the FX Network. Gail the "Snail" is the cousin of Dennis and Dee Reynolds. She is a glommer at family functions, is very irritating with the annoying habit of slurping her spit while holding a conversation with you, and the only known method for getting rid of her once she has glommed on to you, is to douse her with a huge quantity of salt. Salting the "snail" acts as a repellent as it causes her to shrink from your presence. She is know to puff medical marijuana at family funerals, drink monster energy beverages and dry hump shirt-tail relations all night long and go to local raves with glow sticks. She will proudly show too much skin at family gatherings, boasting that she has become more confident, has grown into her body and is no longer a virgin. She has an affection for giving hand jobs to her uncle Frank under her mother's kitchen counter, but her technique results simply in the mashing of Frank's penis. Gail is also referred to as the "Garbage Pail Cousin" and likes to "wake and bake".
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by bnj61 August 13, 2010