A Gabejob essentially is a blowjob where the recipient proceeds to fall asleep eating a sandwich almost immediately after the deed was done.
Oh man, I got a Gabejob yesterday. So I finished making my sandwich, and my girlfriend came into the living room, just opened my pants and started sucking me off while I was sitting there, trying to eat my sandwich. When I came all over her face, I just crashed on the couch and fell asleep with a half eaten sandwich on my chest.
by Humour July 20, 2010
The act of performing a beheading to a person and proceeding to make love to their esophagus.
I asked Yazmin if she wanted to hang out, she said no, so I gave her a GabeJob.
by GabeJobMan March 10, 2014