An irritating STD contracted by girls in which a miniature metal band wearing painful sci-fi horror costumes plays a constant vagina-shredding set. GWARS is treatable, but no permanent cure has been found.
I thought I was being safe, but little did I know GWARS can shred right through condoms.
first off, gwar is not an acronym for anything. it doesnt mean god what an awful racket, nor does it mean gay women against rage. there are others. the word is simply a power laxative, something you exclaim if you are having a hard time on the toilet. i know this because i asked dave brockie himself. second, gwar is the best band in existence. if you dont agree, go see them live and tell me otherwise.
HOLY CRAP! GWAR just killed the pope and is haveing sex with his open skull!