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1) get the fuck off my dick

or depending on who talking to

2)get the fuck on my dick
1)dude seriously hop off my jock, GTFOMD.

2)hey girl, wana come over and GTFOMD.
by dirtydannotreally June 22, 2009
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An acronym meaning Get The Fuck Off My Dick.
Monday- "Hey man, wanna hang on Friday?"
"sure"
Tuesday- "Hey man, wanna hang on Friday?"
"I said yeah yesterday"
Wednesday- "Hey man, wanna hang on Friday?"
"dude GTFOMD"
by MMoyer February 20, 2010
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YO BITCH GTFOMD YOU ONLY MAD CUZ I AINT HUMPIN YOU NO MORE
by liljeff734 December 17, 2008
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