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"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.

The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
"Yo that girl gave me the best caramel grogan"
by Stigggy August 07, 2007
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1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)
by Grow - gun September 14, 2003
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A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
by el dav July 18, 2004
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Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."
Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.
by bialystuffer November 19, 2004
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A cheerful Scottish person.
What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.
by AlexisHUGE April 26, 2013
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(gaelic) Crumbs of fecal matter that get bound up in the hair between the buttocks.
The grogans left behind by a hasty trip to the facility caused a nasty rash.
by Kevin Rury May 19, 2006
21 17
it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off
oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday
by anonymous November 05, 2003
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It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in
"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"
by DimSumDom August 03, 2009
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