A GOM (G.O.M) status is a facebook status about ones girlfriend. GOM = Girlfriend over mates.
John "just had a great time with Maisie"
Ted comments: damn your GOM status! Are you still a big fan of Muse?
John comments: Of course! Muse are the best fucking band in the world, mixing contemporary rock with classicaly influnced solos and horribly distorted basslines.
In Ireland a Gom is a fool.
It comes from the Irish gamallóg, I imagine.
That man's a total gom.
'GOM' (girl over mates) is a noun that refers to a man who places the needs and requirements of his chosen female (girlfriend, f*ck buddy, wife etc.) before those of his friends. The term, in almost 100% of cases, is used in derogatory terms and is an insult of the highest order. Denying the pertaining to being a 'GOM' however is nigh-on impossible and is most often begrudgingly admitted and indeed adopted by the offender.more...
'GOMming', the accompanying verb to 'GOM', is the practice of spending time with said female. Originally, the term 'GOMming' was only used (again in inflammatory fashion) whence the 'GOM' in question was sacrificing spare time to entertain his ladyfriend in place of his friends. The term has since transgressed, and any time spent with a female, whether in place of time with his friends or not, is considered 'GOMming'.
In recent times, the terms 'GOM' and 'GOMming', due to their offensive magnitude, have become ongoing slurs towards those not currently offending but with a history of doing so. Scholars now maintain that being a 'GOM' or indeed 'GOMming' are not individual occurrences or practices, more a 'mindset, attitude, and a way of life'. The term is incredibly difficult to shake and has is known to cause sever psychological damage to those sullied by it's use.
Other uses include: GOM off, GOMming 'ell, GOMtastic, il GOMmeri (Italian), and GOMpig (used in only the most extreme circumstances).
A Southern U.S. term for a mess
Don't gom up that house you little bastards!
1. To act wastefully or foolishly
2. To make a mistake; bungle something.
1. person who acts wastefully or fullishly.
"I'd let Matt give out directions for the party, but he'd gom it up for sure!"
BDSM sexual practice of G.O.M. "Glove Over Mouth" - placing a gloved hand over the mouth of someone during sex used for control and breath control. Typically, police search gloves are used but any type of glove can be a turn on.
Profile description - "I am into leather, cigars, boots, uniforms, GOM, and the usual range of sexual activities"
G.O.M.S acronym for Grumpy old Man syndrome, ofen found in teachers, and rich grandfathers.
''damn that guy is mean, he must have GOMS''
Grumpy Old Man. From the TV show of the same name. An older man who enjoys complaining, or finds most things about the world are not as good as they used to be.
Don't be such a GOM.