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7.
Is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man's (or woman's) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a "nasty Goad"
hey Jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty Goad hes got goin on.

that bum sure had a nasty Goad!
by thejohnanator October 20, 2010
 
1.
Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
by sarasplayroom.com July 03, 2009
 
2.
penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D
would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!
by eTX October 15, 2004
 
3.
An extremely good looking person.
Wow, check out that Goad.
by Ron Dinelli March 05, 2009
 
4.
everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.
if you're in love, you've met a goad
by dancer6211 August 05, 2011
 
5.
not good, bad.
Did you see that fumble? Yeah that was goad!
by espo23 December 14, 2010
 
6.
Simply a goats chode.....which would be a fat short wang on a goat
Wow check out that fat goad