To gire is to be employed. G is the letter in between H and F, so, gire is right between hire and fire in terms of someone's employment.
Alfred: "Hey Bob, how is your job going at factory?"
Bob: "Oh, I am being gired."
Alfred: "What does that mean, is that like you're being fired?"
Bob: "No, it just means I still work there."
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When a man inserts a pocket pussy into another dudes asshole before having sex with him so it’s not gay.
After I gave Brandon The Gire last night, he rolled over and wanted to cuddle, I was like "dude, I'm not gay."
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a. Describing a situation in which ones lungs implode due to its hilarity
Tristan was so fucking gired when his dad parodied "Handlebars" by Flobots.
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When one person puts a pocket pussy inside the ass of another man
Brandon scott and Brendan Humphreys did the gire last night in my basement and now it smells like cum and farts
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