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Grandmother i'd like to fuck simular to a mother i'd like to fuck but must be her mother, must be over 60 looks not important, as are teeth, tits and wrinkles , fav places for picking up a GILTF bingo, bridge club, cruise ships, care homes and other such places, oh and bring so lub these bitches are as dry as an arabs sandle
look at the bootie on that GILTF
by vinnny December 13, 2006

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