GFF= Greasy Fat Fuck
Billy weighed 380 pounds, and he was a gff.
Grenade Free Foundation- a place with no ugly or fat girls (known as grendades) allowed usual refered to on Jersey Shore.
Pauly D: "Oh shit this guy doesn't know this is a GFF
. Someone should tell his girlfriend."
Stands for: Grenades Free Foundation
Phrase that the cast of Jersey Shore Season 2 uses, especially Mike, The Situation, Pauly D, Vinny, and Ronnie.
(G.F.F. is seen on Episode 3 "Creepin" on the BlackBoard in the backround--clearly shown when Vinny is passing out on the bean bag)
Tonight we're going to Klutch to support the G.F.F.!
Golfing Friends Forever - a take off of "BFF
." A friendship between a group of mails forged on the golf course. Because these men aren't comfortable being categorized as "best friends," the more masculine addition of golf is an acceptable way to label the relationship without hinting to any sort of level of disclosure or friendship
Dave wouldn't meet the other dads in the neighborhood for conversation and coffee, but he was comfortable playing golf with them. In fact, I think he considers them to be his GFFs.
Girl Friend Forever.
A play on BFF or best friend forever. Basically implies that you'll never marry the person your with but still reap the benefits of being married without the commitment.
I love Susan but we'll never get married, she's my GFF.
Gluten Free Friend
My GFF shops the Gluten Free aisle at Kroger.
GFF's don't let friends have wheat bellies.
Get Fucked Fridays: fridays at work where you get fucked by your job by making you stay late or give you huge workloads or unveil huge projects that could have been started monday but no your boss is a dick and waited til friday.
person walks into work: good morning everyone looks like its another gff!
Give a Fuck Factor; the level to which one gives a fuck
, often measured on a scale from 0 to 100.
McDonald's patron #1: Excuse me, I had ordered a Big Mac, not a salad.
Laqueesha: <silence, examines fake nails>
McDonald's patron #1: Ummm...excuse me, miss? I had wanted a burger???
McDonald's patron #2: Dude, just give up. Her GFF is obviously 0.