When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.

After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.

I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."