A thread posted in which the thread starter announces they are leaving and never coming back so that everyone will feel obligated to beg them to stay and give their self esteem a boost. The person has no intention of leaving and really just desires a thread or two of pampering.
1.) has more girl friends then guys( and not because he is big pimping
2.) does not understand what there penis is for
3.) having feminine ways ie. working at craft stores wearing excessive amounts of AE, Hollister
4.) having high voices and low levels of testosterone