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1. G.I.B
Google It Bitch!
For when someone asks a question which it would take both less time and effort for them to look it up themselves as opposed to you formulating a response.
N00b: "Hey, how do I build a jet plane?"
"G.I.B"

Plain weirdo: "Can someone give me some good porn sites for something random?"
"G.I.B!"
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