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gei
The Japanese word for art. Every geisha, geiko, maiko, or taikomochi has one or more gei. (Note: the word gei, is not pluralized, because it is of Japanese origin. Japanese words have no plural form.)
I am going to the Inoue School to study my gei, mai dance.
by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 08, 2007
 
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A GEI person is a Generally Excellent Individual. This is derived from the Japanese word gei, which means talent - most frequently heard in the phrase "tokubetsuna gei", which is a unique social party/parlor trick.
*Kyle makes a clever joke which utilizes a pun, but makes himself look like a fool*
Erik: Kyle, you are G.E.I. ya' gei bastard.
by hydracloricacid January 27, 2011
 
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Gei
It refers to something, or someone, stupid, off topic or immoral. This word is a derivate from the word "gay", not offending homosexuals.
I'm so gei! I got an F on Math quiz.
by alan65 April 08, 2009
 
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An incredibly small penis, aka micropenis
Did you see that guy in the shower? Yeah, he has a Geis.
by Ditia March 30, 2014
 
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gei
The Bulgarian and Russian word for gay.
Quote from Bulgarian Song: "Hei gei ko stava s teb, eto nekrolog s tvoya portret"
Translation: "Hey, gay what's happen with you, there is a obituary with your picture"
by N4F December 06, 2007