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a superhero who's power is to make soft things hard. If you have troubles in the bed room, fellas, don't be afraid to call up G-HARD, he'll end allll your troubles.
boy: "I'm sorry this normally doesn't happen to me!"
girl: "I'm sooooo sure"
boy: *under his breath* "G-HARD I need something stiff."
G-HARD MIRACULOUSLY APPEARS AND STIFFENS THINGS UP!!!! and says "NEVER FEAR! I'M HERE!!!"

then the boy and girl fuck. it was a good time :)