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A man who has now achieved a near mythical status; some find his accomplishments so incredible that they doubt he even exists. Christened David Wood, he broke every single sports record in every sport he played, but then had his name removed from the record books out of fairness. Changed his name to G Wood so that people wouldn't know his true identity. Has had numerous fierce battles with one Big Bubba Bruiser.
G Wood recorded his 77th straight quadruple-double, tallying 127 points, 33 rebounds, 17 blocks, and 10 steals.
by Anderson March 23, 2005
An erection (real or figurative) caused by the idea that the company you work for may be acquired by Google.
John: "Yesterday, I was talking to Fred and he mentioned that there were some casual chats about how we might work together and the words 'partner' and 'acquisition' came up."

Derrick: "Dude...that totally gives me gWood."
by Ian D. Miller April 03, 2008
the climax of one's sexual experience with another member of the same sex
"oh, my god my boyfriend came over last night and i had my gwood all over his face"
by badonky donk June 04, 2005

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