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An extremely large g'gunt that has acquired sapience. Frequently large enough to swallow men whole and consume their souls. There exists a prophecy, telling of the coming queef from the great g'guntox that will end the universe and shatter space time. The plural is g'guntoxen.
That woman is no g'gunt, she's a g'guntox.

Angela is the greatest of the g'guntoxen.
by Nathan Birch April 21, 2008

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