"G" "unit" was the ancient Indian code name given to an elite class of soldiers that represented the homosexual community (hence Gay-Unit) and boned random 'niggas
' in the ass
. Some of their special forces units actually conducted a series of very dangerous and literally mindboggling acts known as 'Eing in the C', which stands for 'Ejaculating
in the Cranium
'. This ejaculation which was medically poisoned as well killing the victims the same instant. Also, as the brain has no pain-receptors the victims died a painless yet disgusting death. The unit other, the Psychological Ops unit tried to spread homosexual behaviour amongst the disoriented American youth (which had no brain to ejaculate into) by adding subliminal messages in musical messages which were translated to the ordinary ears as the group, G-unit. These 'niggas' were lead by a man named by his value, 50 cent. His name also represented the amount of people that he had to convert before he got his commanding status.
Yo Dawg, I was taking a leak the other day when this 'nigga' emerged from the shadows and poked me in the ass. Next thing I know i'm on the floor and this other 'nigga' comes by, cuts my head open, and ejactulates into my head. Now my ghost is having to write this down for you cuz i died, painlessly might i add.
n. Musical group: A rap group hailing from Queens
, New York
composed of founding members 50 Cent
, Lloyd Banks
, Tony Yayo
, and mixtape DJ DJ Whoo Kid
. While Tony Yayo
was in prison, Young Buck
, formerly of the UTP
clique ran by Juvenile
and Cash Money Records
was picked as a replacement. 50 Cent
enjoyed underground success with the release of such albums as Power of the Dollar
, launching wild disses at fellow rappers including Ja Rule
(on I Smell Pussy
and Back Down
) and launching his all-dissing single, How To Rob
, featuring The Madd Rapper
, and G-Unit released one of their first mixtape compilations through Whoo Kid
Gay unit, when a stupid illiterate moron thinks theyre ghetto and calls themselve a g unit they have no idea that g unit actually meanbs gay unit, so fuck all of u wiggers and rappers alike, listen to music that takes talent
Faggit ghetto kid: im a g unit!
Cool kid: no arguments there, you really are a gay unit
A shit ass rap group who suck ass and try REALLY hard to be just like 2Pacs group Outlawz, and regularly claim to be soldiers, gangstas, killers, and at one stage, Cripz
This "unit" or "krew" consists of:
$ 50 Cent, who claims he took 9, when he only took 3, and can cut glass with his nipples
$ Young Buck, who sounds like O.G Loc, and has traintracks
on his teeth and a square head
$ Lloyd Banks, who is pretty cool, because he actually doesn't go on about killing people 24/7, and is laid back
$ Tony Yayo, who thinks hes hard just because he went to jail for....wait for it....an UNLICENCED gun!! OH MY GOD!! Gee, that NEVER happens in America, oh god no, hes so hardcore. Did I mention that he's named after a drug that makes people retarded?
$ Olivia, who looks like a retarded asian transvestite, and cant sing for shit
& THE GAME!! Hell YEAH!! A westside Blood who was booted out because he made the rest of G-Unit look bad, and will hopefully murder all of G-Unit (maybe not Lloyd Banks)
$ Spider Loc, some wannabe who appeared on ONE track on the Get Rich or Die Tryin' soundtrack, and now thinks he is hardcore gangsta
"Nah, nigga, It's G-G-G-G-Unowhatitis"
Some Guy Who Knows What He's talkin' About:
"Hell yeah, I know what it is, it's shit!!"
"Nigga fuck you!!" (Pulls out gun from nowhere)
BANG BANG BANG
Some Bloods in an Escalade, holding Mac-10s out the windows:
"Yo fiddy, eat this you fucktard fronter!!"
RATATATATATATATATAT - 50 Cent lays dead in a pool of his own blood
EVERY single person on the face of the planet, including little kids hiding in caves in Afghanistan who never even heard of 50 Cent:
"WHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEAAAHHHH! YAY!"
I assume it means Gorilla Unit 'cause that's what was printed on their shirts during SNL.
On a different note...I hope they're not ignorantly trying to reference a body part 'cause gorillas actually have very small "units".
A musical group, Guerilla Unit with the following members: 50 Cent Llyod Banks Young Buck, Tony Yayo and Olivia
Hate it or love it the underdogs on top, and I'm gonna shine homie till my heart stops...
Sorry to tell you this (Actually im not) but 50 cent's rap does in fact suck. Rapping about how he had sex with some random chicks, how is this meaningful music and why would someone care about it? A lot of kids listen to his crap (im talking about 13 year olds) and idolize the dude, why?
Because he is supposedly "Gangster" I ask you, what happend to any trace of good in the world, that kids idolize 50 cents gang? Do yourself a favor and listen to some real music.
Beethoven totally curb stomps 50 cents music all over the place.