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A shit ass rap group who suck ass and try REALLY hard to be just like 2Pacs group Outlawz, and regularly claim to be soldiers, gangstas, killers, and at one stage, Cripz
This "unit" or "krew" consists of: $ 50 Cent, who claims he took 9, when he only took 3, and can cut glass with his nipples $ Young Buck, who sounds like O.G Loc, and has traintracks on his teeth and a square head $ Lloyd Banks, who is pretty cool, because he actually doesn't go on about killing people 24/7, and is laid back $ Tony Yayo, who thinks hes hard just because he went to jail for....wait for it....an UNLICENCED gun!! OH MY GOD!! Gee, that NEVER happens in America, oh god no, hes so hardcore. Did I mention that he's named after a drug that makes people retarded? $ Olivia, who looks like a retarded asian transvestite, and cant sing for shit & THE GAME!! Hell YEAH!! A westside Blood who was booted out because he made the rest of G-Unit look bad, and will hopefully murder all of G-Unit (maybe not Lloyd Banks) $ Spider Loc, some wannabe who appeared on ONE track on the Get Rich or Die Tryin' soundtrack, and now thinks he is hardcore gangsta Ma$e:
"G-G-G-G UNIT!!" 50 Cent: "Nah, nigga, It's G-G-G-G-Unowhatitis" Some Guy Who Knows What He's talkin' About: "Hell yeah, I know what it is, it's shit!!" 50 Cent: "Nigga fuck you!!" (Pulls out gun from nowhere) BANG BANG BANG Some Bloods in an Escalade, holding Mac-10s out the windows: "Yo fiddy, eat this you fucktard fronter!!" RATATATATATATATATAT - 50 Cent lays dead in a pool of his own blood EVERY single person on the face of the planet, including little kids hiding in caves in Afghanistan who never even heard of 50 Cent: "WHOOOOOOOOOOO! YEEEEEEAAAHHHH! YAY!" |
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A group of fags that suck each others dicks. Also know as 50 cents ass toys. These group of queers are the gayest of the gay. They eat each others sperm and use it for their jerry curls and afros.
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50 Cent A.K.A. 50 dicks in his ass in one night. He is the main fag in gay unit. He sometimes goes by the name the kernal of corn, why you may ask. Well when he eats the shit of the other gay unit members he really likes it when they eat corn the day before so he has some extra added flavor. 50 pesos was a exconvict. He would steal ky jelly and rubber dildos from porn shops just to go to jail and get ass fucked. When he was signed by slim shady and dre it was a set up by surge night origionaly, but both dre and eminim didnt read the contract that sugs lawyer changed out and now they are stick with 50 pesos and the gay unit for a few more years. Olivia A.K.A. Oliver is the one shemale of the Gay unit. She was born as a man but 50 pesos found him and couldnt get a chick if he paid for it. In the public eye he was looking more like a fag each and every day. He paid oliver the crackhead to become his member of gay unit. Well once he signed the contract and since oliver didnt have any schooling what so ever and couldnt read. In the contract it said he woud have to get a boob job to look like a female and change his name. He could still keep his dick so he could fuck 50 cent in the ass and the rest of gay unit. Loyyd banks A.K.A. sperm banks was also another crack head that 5... |
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G-Unit (short for Guerrilla-Unit and Gangsta-Unit but, in the case of the clothing line, Gorilla-Unit, due to the United States' invasion of Iraq occurring concurrently with the clothing line's inception, and 50 Cent's desire for his clothing to be accessible to the public) is a rap group consisting of 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Tony Yayo, and Young Buck, along with several affiliated artists. The group's main musical styling is based around East Coast hip hop. The group originally had three members: 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, and Tony Yayo. Young Buck joined the group after Tony Yayo was arrested due to an outstanding warrant. Yayo rejoined the group after his release from prison, officially making the group a foursome.
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A common misconception is that R & B singer Olivia (the "first lady of G-Unit") and Spider Loc are members of G-Unit, when, in fact, they are part of G-Unit Records. The group first garnered a following in the... |
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a rap group so terrible, satan refuses to take them back into hell. everytime i am forced to listen to them, my soul is utterly destried g-g-g-g unit
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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A Group consisting of half a buck (50 cent), a young dollar (young buck), a bank (lloyd banks) and cocaine (tony yayo). A bank containing half a buck, a young dollar and cocaine = G Unit.
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G=Gravity
G Unit=Unit for Gravity 1 G Unit=9.8 m/s/s Made up in the ghetto streets of harlem. That definition will cost 50 cent, urbandictionary.com I'll take that shit to the Banks, hell i might even buy a gun and shoot a Young Buck. Wow The Moon has 1/6 G Units.
Holla gangsta, you know that shiznit? Yo yo Ya Yo. |
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"G" "unit" was the ancient Indian code name given to an elite class of soldiers that represented the homosexual community (hence Gay-Unit) and boned random 'niggas' in the ass. Some of their special forces units actually conducted a series of very dangerous and literally mindboggling acts known as 'Eing in the C', which stands for 'Ejaculating in the Cranium'. This ejaculation which was medically poisoned as well killing the victims the same instant. Also, as the brain has no pain-receptors the victims died a painless yet disgusting death. The unit other, the Psychological Ops unit tried to spread homosexual behaviour amongst the disoriented American youth (which had no brain to ejaculate into) by adding subliminal messages in musical messages which were translated to the ordinary ears as the group, G-unit. These 'niggas' were lead by a man named by his value, 50 cent. His name also represented the amount of people that he had to convert before he got his commanding status. Yo Dawg, I was taking a leak the other day when this 'nigga' emerged from the shadows and poked me in the ass. Next thing I know i'm on the floor and this other 'nigga' comes by, cuts my head open, and ejactulates into my head. Now my ghost is having to write this down for you cuz i died, painlessly might i add.
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Gay unit, when a stupid illiterate moron thinks theyre ghetto and calls themselve a g unit they have no idea that g unit actually meanbs gay unit, so fuck all of u wiggers and rappers alike, listen to music that takes talent Faggit ghetto kid: im a g unit!
Cool kid: no arguments there, you really are a gay unit |
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