Top Definition
A michlitch of types, one who shaves military insignia's into his fuzzy chest hair and is funny as fuck.
Marachino cherry: "That butterball shaved a 1st CAV patch into his chest."

Kuwaitiindianpaki guy at C-ZEE: "He's a fuzzyfuck"
by Squaerrrk September 26, 2010

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