He then retrieves glue (preferable superglue) and glues a thin Mexican moustache strip onto the upper lip of the ass hair owner.
Once this is complete and looking dandy, the now named "Phillipe" will attempt at a sloppy rim job of their lover, with extra tongue.
The man getting rimmed, will feel a slightly fuzzy tickle of the mustache and dance with excitement.
This is the Fuzzy Phillipe
Gay Man 2: Well let me show you.
Gay Man 1: Oh Jeffery, that feels tremendous!
Gay Man 2: Shhhh, call me...Phillipe.