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Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!
Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!
by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013

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