Top Definition
Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty
jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!
by osogood03 November 16, 2010

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