Top Definition
Futbo is what people would call 'football' if they lived in Stoke-On-Trent, Stokeism or Potteries slang
Me:- didst say the futbo oer wikend?
Her:- futbo ?
Me:- aaah the futbo ! Stoke wuz playin ight ut Boothen End agin Port Vale
Her:- I hate futbo

The most well known Stokeism goes as follows

Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?

I coss coss they ?

Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ?

I can, can you ?
by Smoglet May 13, 2010

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