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Julie just introduced me to her fusband, Greg.
by Axemantitan November 04, 2009
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An affectionate term used for a future husband (fiance)
Look what my fusband got me for my birthday
by Moony88 November 19, 2009
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Taylor: *scrolling through Zillow*
Taylor: "Oh my fusband is going to love this outdoor grill"
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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For describing bad, worthless, annoying, or otherwise undesirable husbands. A "Fucking Husband" for when you just can't say those words. Much like 'fugly'.
Damn! That's some fusband you have there, calling you names like that.
by davidgs July 18, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"Fuzz-band"

Short hand for "Future Husband"
I met my Fusband last night.

Leonardo Dicaprio is my ideal fusband.
by SHoopla November 04, 2011
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