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v. - When a person farts and burps at the same time or at about the same time. It can also be whenever a fart and burp happen at the same time or at about the same time.
"Are you sure you want to have Taco Bell for lunch? You know that makes you furp."
by Alsauce March 21, 2004
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A burp that smells an awful lot like a fart.
Dog eats poop.
Dog says hello.
*furp*
by Hybrix November 13, 2013
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(circa 1920s) One who sniffs the seats of bicycles ad nauseum. The word may have applied initially to the unicycle. Most often the furp is a man between ages 30 to 65, possibly employed as a high school or middle school gym teacher.

The term is also used at times as a verb to describe the sniffing action.

The term is commonly mistakenly used to describe the mix of a burp and a fart.
The coach and neighborhood furp delighted himself to the rich armoas of the neighbor's Huffy banana seat.

or

The school counselor spent his summer vacation furping the Tour de France.
by Davey Pinstripes April 24, 2011
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A burp that smells like a fart. Whenever you eat a food that has high concentrations of methane prducing biodegradables. In addition the food can contain high amounts of garlic, onions, peppers, or cajun seasoning.

The end result, after consuming said meal followed by carbonated beverages, you begin to expell large amounts of burps that smell as bad as or worse than a fart that you have een holding for 36.7 hours.

These furps can be considered noxious, and follow the same Silient But Deadly rule as farts. Not to be taken lightly.
After that meal at Crapplebee's, Joe had a bad case of the furps. He soon was able to clear the local watering hole oafter half a PBR.
by WPLMR May 04, 2008
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1.) the furp is stylish hair-do in which the hair "furps" up and flows like no other
2.) the act of furping is to be a straight up boss at drinking, dancing, smoking, and walkin' around
3.) one who furps hard, aka a furp master, can claim the right to "furp" no matter what they are doing
Example 1:
Bromax: Yo, you got a furp!
Brocurt: I'm the furp master!

Example 2:
AC: Man I'm so sick. I got the furp flu
Max: Stay FURPIN bro!
by FreshFurpin' October 07, 2010
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The loud sound generated by the rapid oscillation of the anal sphincter which is a direct result of the expulsion of a considerable volume of intestinal gas at great force which causes an overwhelming aroma of nauseating proportion.
"Grotee let a furp go and, man, you could feel the ground shake, and afterward, damn, I almost vomited."
by Frank Klaune November 22, 2003
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N.- A fart burp hybrid created when one person burps into another persons asshole and it comes back out as a fart.
V.- The action of passing the hybrid burp/fart gasses of a furp through your asshole.
1)Hey bro! Burp in my asshole so we can make a furp!
2) Burp in my asshole so I can furp in your face bitch.
3)Somebody burped in my asshole a few hours ago and I really need to furp.
by Anonymous757 March 16, 2013
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