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1.
A fat Urkel.
After being with a Furkel, I was like, did I just do that?
by beantrouser December 25, 2010
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2.
Fat Urkels.
New York's hottest club is PUUSHHH. This club has everything: ghosts, banjos, Carl Palideno, a stuck up kitten who won't sign autographs, furkels....
by newyorkpartygoer13 May 23, 2011
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3.
When you are eating out a girl and she farts in your mouth.
"Dude she Furkeled me so I slapped the shit out of her."
"yeah, I accidentally Furkeled my boyfriend last night, and he slapped the shit out of me.]
by Everett Webre December 10, 2008
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