2. When you want to say fuck but are too polite.
2. Furc ya'll!!!
A commune established circa September 2006, to provide support and encouragement for those of a more unfortunate appearance. FURC, however, also includes the behavioral and social aspects of those harboring poor physical attributes. FURC encompasses hygienic and personal inferiorities, both literally and figuratively.
In order to be initiated into the exclusive FURC society, one must display poor hygiene, a severe lack of social graces, an insatiable appetite, and have the ability to induce vomiting in the opposite sex; "beer goggles" has no meaning. Membership to FURC is specifically for those members with a bodacious roommate, who constantly feel the pressures of her hawtness encroaching upon their civil liberties and general self-consciousness. The hawt roommate, however, may practice "down-FURCing," in which she shall lower her standards in order to engage in intimate activities with members of the male sector of FURC.
FURCs must be able to accept and acknowledge their inferiorities and freely sing about them.
FURCalicious definition, make those boys go uhhhhhgggllglgl.
I be up in my room, jus' eatin' forty bagels, she's my witness, I put them boys on HELL NAH. They be ridin' down the block just to run from what I got.
I can't believe "Sally" down-FURCed herself this weekend! That's the third time this month!