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A freshman boy in college who walks around campus with pre-college expectations of how to act cool and hip in college - while in fact, he is beyond clueless. Furbies come in all shapes and sizes, but when you see one, you will know it instantly. A furby is a specie that is often pushed aside by older girls and can often be swapped from one girl to another because they are forgettable creatures. "I remember when I was a college freshman, I was late to my first class of my first day and I was running across campus to get there. I was such a furby!"
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electronic toy by tomy(?). the furby is simply a small, poor quality motherboard covered in fur.
the furby can "interact" with humans. you can rub his tummy (press a button there), massage his back (press a button there), yell at it (sound sensors pick up loud noises and trigger a seizure for the furby), and blind it (cover the light sensor on its head and trigger another seizure). when a furby first starts up or gets reset, it only talks (plays predefined words) in a limited, shoddy "language" called "furbish." as time continues, the furby "speaks" english - giving the illusion that by speaking to it, you teach it english (sort of like a little child). furbies cannot learn english from you; it has preset words. however, you can buy mod chips that make it swear. the furby is known for being one of the most annoying pieces of shit ever. however, it went through a fad period where there was unbridled buying of them. i cut the fur off my furby and now he looks demonic. he's a lot cooler now.
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Electronic toy, pure evil. Don't let them out in daylight, don't let them near water, and whatever you do, dont feed them after midnight.
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Furbys are a stupid peice of crap so useless that they just sit on a shelf dying and making demonic noises.
Furbys are useful for: Hitting Painting Beuti-fying (coloring it with ink) Scaring Children More hitting Tormenting small animals Putting in a spin dry cycle Paper weights "Mkgarargererar"
(noise made by furby with 6 month old batteries) Hmm.. what catergory does this go in?? Insults? Drugs? Sex? |
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The fucking scariest thing alive. "My furby came back to my room after I threw it out the window!"
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Scary little shytes that look like Gremlins. Ahh the day has come for Furbies to take over the world!
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A small, nylon-fur covered nuisance given to children to scare them out of real pets. Spying device (See military code specifying that furby may not enter areas where special clearance is required.) And general boon to the working adult, furby is nothing more than a bit of backfired reverse-psychology. "174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."
---Quoted from SkippyList.com |
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really annoying cunt "hey furby... shut the fuck up before i fuck you up"...
*inaudible mumblings* "right thats it!".... |
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