n. Excessive hair in a woman's pubic region due to poor hygiene habits. Can be detected early if forearms are thick with dark hair or if beginning signs of a moustache are noticable.
Kiki: I decided to step up my game with Bambi last night.
B-Rad: How'd it go? Did you lay some pipe?
Kiki: HELL NO!! She dropped her drawers and had a fur diaper. I threw up and got the hell out of there.