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22.
When something makes you laugh, funny is the thing that made you laugh, and it's funny you didn't know.
Steve: Hey paul, what did you get your wife for the anniversery.
Paul: She wanted something she could use in the driveway that would go 0 to 300 in 80 seconds.
Steve: So what did you get her?
Paul: I put our bathroom scale on te driveway.
Steve: Thats not Funny... your a bully!
by Blue Eaten Nummy Tummy Food! October 17, 2009
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1.
When someone else gets hurt.
Dude, John just smacked his head on the car door! It was as funny as the time Lisa got bitten by her pet goat!
by Karet Stik August 04, 2007
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2.
1. Something that causes you to laugh
2. A person who isn't quite right
1. Lol, thats funny!
2. That guy is a bit... er... funny =/
by Kodora October 04, 2003
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3.
The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.
Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"
by TangClock February 16, 2009
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4.
When someone else gets hurt.
Dude, John just smacked his head on the car door! It was funny as hell!
by Karet Stik July 07, 2007
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5.
A way of describing the girl you really like, either to said girl or your friends, without hinting too much. Either used by shy men who have a hard time admitting they really like someone or describing the girl you like to your friend that proclaims himself the matchmaker or love finder (yes, this is a stereotyped friend that every bro has, you may even be this person - if so, you have learned the secret code of bro hinting (ha, and you only thought girls spoke in hint))
Stereotype matchmaker: "hey hey, I hear you and Alexa have a thing, wink wink, nudge nudge."

Shy friend: "Haha, nice try. She is pretty funny tho"
by Super Woman November 19, 2013
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6.
A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.
Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?
by Maria Gonzales August 17, 2006
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7.
Definitions on urbandictionary tagged with 'funny', usually aren't.
I looked up 'aereilly' on urbandictionary today. It sure earned its 'funny' tag.
by Tropolist April 16, 2009
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