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The God of all sugary yummy confections.
Go and get me one. Now. I order you to.
by Leiko October 06, 2004
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A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries
So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(
by ll4m4 October 25, 2006
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to have dry anal sex until the blood acts as a lubricant, then continue the act of anal sex until completion.
yeah i gave mary the ol' funnelcake last night.
by frank valente August 01, 2006
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A pussy that has been creampied so much that it looks like the sugar coating on a funnel cake hence the name.
Toni: "You ok?"
Olivia: "Hell No! I was just funnel caked!"
Toni: "OH DAMN! better clean that out."
by SExyjesusSLA June 04, 2010
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when 2 girls are having sex... and one takes a funnel and pees into it letting the pee go into the other girls vagina.
Damn.. that funnel cake was so warm.
by Jim555 June 28, 2006
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When you wet your penis, then coat it with cocaine and have a girl snort it off your dick. Multiple funnel cakes is called a carnival, and the location it takes place is called the fairgrounds.
So I got expensive blow the other night, found a cheap hooker and had her give me a funnel cake.
by Carnie89 June 03, 2011
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To use your dong as the \"funnel\", your baby gravy as the \"cake batter\" and some hot chick\'s stomach area (near her belly button) as the frier. If you\'ve ever watched or made a funnel cake, it is now abundantly clear.
Damn! Frank was so worried about knocking up his girlfriend he pulled out and made a funnel cake!
by Frank Klaune April 26, 2005
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