1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.
1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.
by Varris October 7, 2003
by FeO2 April 6, 2011
Dude I soccer kicked that guy in the face 'til he was doin' the funky chicken!
Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!
Someone call an ambulance this man is doing the funky chicken!
by FunkyChicken April 13, 2008
I knew Mike was doing the funky chicken outside the bathroom door, so I took extra long washing and drying my hands, hoping he'd piss himself.
by pizzaf October 5, 2008
A dance move that is so offensive it is universaly banned in every country on Earth and Clayworld. The proper punishment for doing such a horrific act is the death penalty.
by That_Urban_Dictionary_Guy November 1, 2009
A girl havin' a really good orgasm. Often used when it's a result of self-masturbation(via toys), but also sometimes used when it's from havin' crazy wild sex. It's called the funky chicken because it's so wild, she's getting all crazy with her body like she's having a seizure or somethin' as she is cumming..
..and you KNO I was doing the funky chicken afta you called...'cause you got me so worked up! Dayum boy!
by Junipersmile April 2, 2007
an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.
by HopeDee August 21, 2008