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Shoes worn by people who attend funerals. Sometimes worn to school by Jehovah's Witnesses. Often cheap and ugly.
A:Hey Eugene, where did you buy those funeral shoes?
B:I bought them at payless!
by The012 September 29, 2010
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Donkey Punch Plush

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Standard black lace-up dress shoes, usually cheap and uncomfortable. Often bought for a funeral and never worn again.
"You're seriously wearing cowboy boots with that?"
"My other choices were Nikes and funeral shoes, so yeah."
by thesd July 02, 2007
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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