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Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
by mpex January 21, 2009
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According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.
Do you want to meet for funch today?
by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003
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When you combine LUNCH and SEX into the same event.
The girl I am seeing want's to meet me during my meal break for some Funch.
by LAFF April 23, 2004
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to fuck during and/or for lunch
Today i met my boyfriend for funch.
by ckp78 January 25, 2010
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Funch is a Southern variation on the more common usage of funch - a combination of "fuck" and "lunch." In the Southwest United States, funch is used to refer to something you will fuck then eat.
That sheep sure is pretty. I think I'll funch her.
by PrincessCuddleBunny August 03, 2010
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An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"
That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!
by jack spencer December 13, 2003
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Fucking after lunch.
"The chicken was great—now let's go have funch."
by Amazing Dude December 09, 2012
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An uncomon slang word, not used much outside of Bristol, in England. Funch means 1 of 3 things, depending on how you use it. If you were to say: I want some funch, it would mean you want a blowjob. If you said: funch you, it would mean, fuck you, in any other context, it means whore.


Bob: I need some funch!
Sarah: Piss off!
by afromonkey200 January 20, 2010
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