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1. Fum
Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.
"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.
2. Fum
Acronym of "Fucked-Up Man"

For use when:
a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?)
b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
I am officially a fum.

God, he is such a fum.
3. Fum
Fum is chum. Chum is fum.
Fum is what chum is made of.
Chum is what fum is made of.

Fum cannot live without Chum, while Chum cannot live without Fum.
Dude, I love chum in my fum!

But fum is chum, asshole.
4. fum
The act of having so much fun that you accidently type fum trying to explain the amount of fun you are having quickly to get back to the fun
"OMG this party is SO much fum gotta go ttyl:)"
"Talking to you is crazy fum"
5. Fum
To release cum when farting.
I was at the store when I accidentally fummed in my pants.
6. fum
A swear.
Holy fum!
What the fum?
You lil' fum!
Shut the fum up!
7. fum
ones anus. a more casual way of speaking about your butt hole This word is in no way offensive or grotesque, and can be used when addressing people of any generation with no disrespect. It is also away to talk about naughty things without sounding caught so naughty.
sometimes when i am bored i fumble my fum.

damn that fum was so taught.

please don't mind the noises my fum has emitted.
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