Top Definition
The act of wearing army fatigues, camouflage face paint and a combat helmet while whacking off to porn at maximum volume to simulate the sensation of masturbating in the middle of a violent war zone.
I came home from church this morning and went Full Metal Jack Off on my horn.
by dickvandice October 25, 2013

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