| 1. | Full Blown Jackass | ||
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A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.
Referred to by Physicians as FBJ Symptoms of FBJ are as follows: Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone, Unreasoned Dislike, Arbitrary Asinineness, Inability to speak Truth, Extreme Cynicism, Unnecessary Sarcasm, Irrational Aggravation, and Inconsideration Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"
Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck" Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..." Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir" Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole." Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass" |
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