A fudge pudgins is a person who is seemingly unaware of their environment and gives the appearance of being a tortfeasor at any given time. This is due to their innate ability to comprehend very little in respect to any form of social interactions and tends to drool a little bit when engaged in introductory conversations with members of both the same and opposite sex. A visually defining characteristic of the so-call "Fudge Pudgins" is the round belly and stubby arms.
Frank: Hey, my name is Frank, how's it going?
Fudge Pudgins Person: Girglepoof... *drool*
Frank: Yeah... about that... *walks away quickly*