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Fud
Fud is best known as God's younger, slightly more inept nephew.

Contrary to popular belief, he is actually the man who created the mighty Waffle.

Other rumors state he is a scholar, ghetto philosopher, three time Nobel Peace Prize winner, the first black man to pilot an aircraft, the nigga that made up the Nike Swoosh, and the man that made Kool-Aid say "Oooh Yeeah!"

While there are rumors about Fud, proven facts about Fud include his epic fight with the Incredible Hulk and Captain Crunch that split Pangea into the continents we know today, as well as the time he got smoked out by Snoop Dogg and laid down some phat rhymez. While the tapes exist, their whereabouts have never been discovered.

Fud is very popular among members of AMN, two in particular, to whom he is very important folklore
Fud once headbutted three small children through a wall simply to test his might. The verdict: His might was mighty. And the children died.
by PMS & PP November 27, 2005
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1.
FUD
Scottish slang term meaning pussy, vagina, muff, cunt
"Your a fud"
"I rolled over in bed and accidently kneed her in the fud. She woke with a scream and punched me in the balls"
by big gee from glasgow April 29, 2005
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2.
FUD
fear, uncertainty and doubt
don't believe Microsoft's FUD -- Mozilla is off the hook
by you October 28, 2001
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3.
fud
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Also known as scare tactics, either accomplished by threat or making the opponent doubt his standpoint. Not only used in lawsuits, but also in politics and military propaganda.
The company's FUD spreading caused many supporters to abandon their cause, except for the few that could see through its scaremongering propaganda.
by Fluid July 14, 2003
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4.
fud
Female genitalia, normally used as an insult, meaning a person of lower than average intelligence.
Look where you're f**king goin', ya fud!
by Lachlan September 29, 2003
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5.
Fud
Although "fud" is widely accepted in Scotland as being a slang term for the female reproductive organs, it is generally used as a pejorative to describe someone who has just done something stupid, often in situations where they've either been impulsive or it was blindingly obvious beforehand that it was a stupid thing to do. It can also be used to describe someone who irritates everyone because they try to impress everyone all the time & invariably talk a load of pish.
"Haw ya big fud!" (angry)

Person A "Ah canny be fucked wi him!"
Person B "How?"
Person A "Coz he's a pure fud!"
by Mr Bawbag July 10, 2012
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6.
Food, edible materials, drinks. Typically internet slang
brb 15 getting fuds
make me some fuds, woman!
by peegee August 30, 2007
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7.
Fud
Noun. Alternative word for fanny. (The female sexual organ)
You stupid fud.

HAHA YA WEE FUD
by CiaranP April 29, 2006
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