2. Bryan and Miranda did a 69 in a Jeep by Greasy Lake. It was a double case of fucky sucky.
3. When Paris Hilton's 15 minutes began I got an email that described what occured in her stupid-ass sex tape. Simply, Paris and her boyfriend both did the fucky sucky.
4. A few years ago she got pulled over by the cops for DUI. She was sentenced to the slammer but she got out of there less than an hour later. How did THAT come to be? (Think about it, folks...). Faux News covered all this in a "newsflash". Look at the shallow boobs on that propaganda network. Some people need to GET A LIFE!