| 1. | Fucktensil | ||
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Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc. Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil" Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..." |
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