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1) adj. An event or action that occurs that is so wrong/horrible that it creates hostile emotions from multiple people that may/ or may not have been involved.
2) adj. A larger catastrophe than a catastrophe Dude A, "Did you see that Octo-mom had 8 kids?"
Dude B, "Yeah! And she already had 6 kids and NO job and NO Husband!" Dude A, "Now we get to pay taxes for those bastards" Dude B, "What a Fucktastrophe!" |
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when sex goes horribly wrong. Dave: dude i heard you got some last night....
Mike: i would have, but it was a total FUCKTASTROPHE! Dave: Whyzzat? Mike: turns out Jocelyn had a huge penis.... T^T Dave: XD sex catastrophe fuck horrible owned |
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An event involving several IT System or Hardware failures in a short period of time. Usually marked by a several-million to one chance of occurance. Will usually produce trembles, tremors and nervous ticks in upper level IT managers. We lost a load balancer and two servers today! It was a total fucktastrophe!
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when it's such a catastrophe that you're fucked. Boyfriend: "How's your day baby?"
Girlfriend: "horrible, a project for this new client is a mess, no one is taking responsibility for it, we are all over the place for deadlines, that it is becoming a fucktastrophe" |
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