Take for example, driving in the passing lane, and staying in your blind spot and pacing you so you cannot pass the other fucktard going 20 mph below the posted speed, (aka a slow race) paying for something with a check not filled out before getting to the register, someone who has a ton of crap, yet the one thing they have to have has no price, so they make you wait longer for a price check. A person buying all sorts of crap, spent way over money they have on them so they have to 'void out' all the previous items except for ONE.
A person who has to have the latest gadget yet epically fails at demonstrating it to a group, or operating it at all.
Someone who never seems to have anything nice or relevant to say about the topic at hand. Rude.
A person who cant seem to do the simplest of tasks, no matter how clearly or precise the procedure has been explained or demonstrated; explains away his or her ineptitude with a shrug and a stupid giggle.
Wow 240 dollars for 89 cases of Orange Aid, and you cant afford one 1.49 cent gallon of it?
Referring to a group of people engaging in idiotic behavior:
Oh look at the fucktards in the corner trying to figure out how the cell phone works.
After witnessing such ridiculous, one should always say "I guess that's how things are done on planet Fucktard"
A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway")
NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example.
He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard!