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Any and all of the fucking retarded douchebags that constitute half of America who, despite the fact that there is nobody in front of them, insist on going 10 to 20 miles an hour below the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway, blocking everyone behind them in traffic and creating gridlock. These hemorrhoids in everyone else's collective ass also slow down when you blink your lights to pass them, screwing you over even worse and will often then speed up along side you when you are forced to pass them on the right. People who cut you off when you're in the passing lane and in a hurry just to pull this shit are super fucktards and deserve to be beaten. People who stop at an intersection and wait 30 seconds to a minute to pull out when there is nobody else coming, but you're stuck behind them and then cop an attitude when you honk your horn are obnoxious fucktards as well and also deserve to be headbutted, kicked in the balls or punched in the face.
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A contraction of "fucking retard". fucking + retard = fucktard
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Someone who sees 13 pages of definitions for a basic combination of two words and feels the need to add another, identical one. 1) A fucking retard
2) A retarded fuck 3) A fuck, who is also retarded 4) ... |
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An alias that is used by a very clever person to make Mensa members look like idiots on discussion boards. Hey Jerome, that fucktard really made you look like you don't know jack about theoretical sub-atomic particle physics.
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A person of unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. (Stupidity being defined as "knowing how and doing it wrong anyway") NOT A CONTRACTION FOR "FUCKING RETARD"! Those who are truly "Retarded" are not responsible for their affliction. True Fucktards are 100% responsible for their situation and provide vast entertainment as they are usually blissfully unaware of their own Fucktardery. Most politicians for example. One who would actually piss on a live transformer. One who would use a live .22 round for a fuse in their pickup truck "just cuz it fits" and then complain about it shooting them in the nuts.
He shot himself in the nuts? Geez, what a fucktard! |
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Noun. A combination of the word "fuck" (to fornicate) and the word "tard" (to delay). Therefore, a fucktard is a girl who won't let you fornicate with her until like the third or fourth date. Most catholic girls are fucktards.
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A leotard with a hole in the crotch instead of snaps so you can get some quick in and out action between ballet performances. Damn that ballet was boring, but Jenny wore her Fucktard and gave me a piece if I promised to stay for the whole show. It was worth it!!!
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George "Dubya" Bush "I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
Man George Bush is a fucktard! |
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