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The standard unit of measurement used to describe the amount an individual cares about something. Fucks are an unofficial part of the metric system and follow the same rules. ie: one-thousand fucks are equal to one kilofuck. The fuck is almost always used to describe how little someone cares about something and the amount of fucks someone gives can be detected by a fuck-o-meter. Guy 1: You ready for the spanish exam today?
Guy 2: nope. Guy 1: I was up studying all night and I'm still screwed. Guy 2: I give... zero fucks. *Fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given* |
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to roll with, be down with, respect. "see, i fucks with you nigga, you my dawg you always be my dawg yah heard meh."
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A standard unit of measurement used to quantify exactly how much you care about someone's petty problems 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem” Person 1: "I give approximately 732.47 fucks"
Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this." |
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n. pl. weird people Crazy fucks, they think the earth is flat!
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something i am completely out of TC: Cool story bro, btw im out of give a fucks.. go kill yourself
Andre: ='( |
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An abbreviation of the term 'Fucking Sucks'
Such as: Ex. 1:
Guy: Aw man dude, my date last night turned out to be a dude, and he raped me! Friend: Fucks to be you dude Ex. 2: Guy: Holy shit! The football game was canceled? This fucks! |
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