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Please don't touch my nuts. You're being a fucknut.
by TrumpisDump December 01, 2016
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1. A person who is so annoying and dumb that they can no longer be classed as an idiot and therefore a new level of idiot was created for them, the Fucknut.
2. A person who as shit for brains (that's if they lucky).
3. A person who was dropped from a tall building at birth.
4. Also see: Alex Glumac
"Fucking fucknut."
"Don't eat from the bin, YOU FUCKNUT."
by PotatoChip May 04, 2003
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Alright, listen up you little fuck nuts, if we're going to win we have to do....
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Someone whos is generally a screw up and its not a surprise.
What a fuck nut, I can't believe she said that to the boss.
by diatribe September 27, 2002
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dumbass people who dont know what the fuck they are doing about anything. Also people who think the are the worlds best when really they are just dumbasses.
Derek Dewey, Preps, Bill Gates, and Pete Yount and all others who have to look up this definition
by Anonymous August 10, 2003
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Hey Fuck Nuts,
how are you doing?
by Richard N. September 20, 2003
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