When something doesn't go your way.
Bob: DUDE! We're out of beer..
A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.
SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
A phrase commonly used by those who are distressed, under significant pressure, or greatly depressed about something.
I completely failed that final, and it was worth like 200 points! Ahh fuck my life.
Bobby will never like me because I'm not popular. oh, fuck my life. :(
I hella wanna go to that concert but it's completely sold out. fuck my life.
when something does not go the way you would have hoped or liked.
when you are having a bad day.
when something bad happens to you.
Crap!! I just failed my final, fuck my life.
Holy shit, Im getting fat, fuck my life.
Fuck my life, I forgot to do my assignment, motherfucker.
A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.
- In the morning after a sleepover -
1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*
2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.
1st Guy: Fuck My Life.
a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.
"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."
Usually denotes that an incredibly trivial event in the life of some overdramatic asshole has occurred. Although you don't care; they want your pity.
It is also recognized as a weak attempt at humor. Similar to someone who isn't original enough to make people laugh on their own so they are reduced to quoting mega-hit movies that everyone has seen so many times that they won't even laugh at the movie itself, nevermind the pathetic re-run the person is doing.
Ahh man, I stubbed my toe, fuck my life. (friends stare in silence).